If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

You've never tried hitting a G ranked Kirin have you? It's going to be harder than that to harm him

And Rubber isn't enough for a Kirins lighting as not even Gypseros (a monster with a rubber hide) can survive a Kirins bolt!

 

[Tiny116]

...I've survived decapitation twice I think I can survive a little shock
Oh, and I've not missed anything yet!
blip blip
glad to be of service!
blipbliplbip

 

[The Infinite]

*opens portal* Ohhh sheyat wrong portal *demonkin swarm into the area* Crap forget fighting WE'VE GOT HELL TO DRIVE BACK!

 

[Tiny116]

..
*Rolls around in hysterics*
*gets up*

Well oh mighty dragon tamer, *kicks back and relaxes*
Your unstoppable we'll leave the hoarde to you
*yawn*
*Gets bitten by demonkin*
BOLLOCKS
oh well looks like i'm helping
*Force shove*
*Breaks a few demon necks*
zwrong
*Rolls shoulders*
Lets get on with it!

 

[LeonLethality]

*gets on Kirin*
*Takes out Akantor bow*
*Kirin Lightning dashes while I shoot arrows*
We'll settle this later Tiny!

 

[Tiny116]

*Adds force lighting to an arrow*
KRABOOM
*A respectably sized crater is left where demonkin were*
...thats interesting
*Slices up some demonkin*
Wanna try that again?

 

[The Infinite]

*pulls out scythe and runs into the horde*
TAKE THIS!
*Strikes scythe into ground cracking the earth*

 

[Adventurer2626]

Oh my god! Take anything you want! Just don't hurt me! *cringe*

 

[Tiny116]

(Ah Scythes make sense for you does it look like this?

Spoiler

)

 

[The Infinite]

Hot damn *converts plain old scythe into that one in the heat of battle*
NOW DEMONSPAWN YOU WILL DIE!

 

[LeonLethality]

*summons a lightning storm and rains arrows*
I think that takes care of them all, or enough to matter...

 

[The Infinite]

*closes up portal* phew... Imma go get some coffee now. *walks into kitchen*

 

[Vrex360]

0____0

This did NOT happen, you got it?

 

[Neonbob]

Eh...how did this work, exactly?
*checks self*
Oh thank god. It's still all there.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wow I slept with Neon, I guess I'm lucky

 

[LeonLethality]

*Jealous of Sleek*
How was it?! You have to tell me!

 

[Neonbob]

Oh good. Finally, a woman.
I'm so relieved.
*hugs*

 

[Sleekgiant]

@LL Neon is nothing like you, you were the best

 

[Neonbob]

GLOWY EYE!
Sweeet.
<_<
*pokes*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Wakes up, sees Neonbob*
...
*Sighs*
Well, late happy birthday to you, Neon!
I guess that counts as your present...