If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

Why is it so windy in here?

 

[Tiny116]

could it be because you've blown the house up at least twice and only re-built it once?
deadpan
mmmm
Thirsty!

 

[LeonLethality]

Fine!
*whistle*
*felynes show up*
REBUILD!

There, happy?

 

[ShockValue]

You're just going to destroy it again anyway.

 

[Tiny116]

yeah we are, but it's good manner to fix what you break, especially seeing technically we did no work!
And there's no wind in here now!
*pokes shock*

 

[LeonLethality]

That's not a bad thing is it?
NINJA!
*throws a fish at Tiny*

 

[Tiny116]

*Catches fish*
*Throws back*
Eugh
*Shakes slimy hand*

 

[ShockValue]

Luckily I can throw things out the window again.

 

[LeonLethality]

The window never seems to get destroyed... just like the bed and that nice table.

*om nom noms fish*

 

[Tiny116]

yeah the bed is especially useful for when i get dragons attacking me
That happens a lot for some reason.
*Noms cookie*
You know LL this tastes MUCH better!

 

[ShockValue]

That's because of the cyanide.

 

[LeonLethality]

*throws a sleep knife at Tiny*
*steals the cookie while he is asleep*
HAHAHA
Cyanide?! *drops cookie*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Omnomnom
Go again?

 

[LeonLethality]

You know it!
*bleeps hail*

 

[Nukey]

Er...what the hell did I drink? And what hell is that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...androgynous...

 

[Tiny116]

*wakes up*
If it were cycnide Shock i would have been dead before this knife hit me!
*smacks LL upside the head*
You want a cookie ask dammit!
*Smacks shock upside the head*
now i don't like being violent with you shock but if you try poisoning me again you'll think you're a chicken until hell freezes over!

I think i kept my cool quite well there!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-poof-
Okay. Now I know there's something wrong with my teleport spell.
I use it and somehow always end up here.
About 3 feet away from an angry Jedi.
-conjures desk-
Let's rewrite this thing...
-begins writing spell-

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny116: Don't make me throw you out the window! If it wasn't cyanide...

@Zero: Be sure to make it incinerate anyone nearby too!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

why hello there.