If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

Okay after about a minute of laughing at that comment Scde2 I can finally keep a straight enough face to reply. Even though you just won the best reply ever in my books.

@Zero: Okay but if it keeps thrusting afterwords I will be worried...

 

[Scde2]

*Attempts to exorsize pant demon*

Any luck?

 

[Zeromaeus]

My pants...
Are on fire...
...
...
-jumps out window into lake-

 

[LeonLethality]

We were by a lake?

And don't worry you get used to the burning, it's a huge relief to find the burning was in fact not an STD and just plain old burning.

 

[Scde2]

Er...Maybe it was a STD

 

[LeonLethality]

*goes to get myself checked out*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Look at that. That was my solution to the problem. Just set the things on fire!

 

[Zeromaeus]

-walks back in room with un-possessed, new pants-
Yeah... Thanks... Fire solves everything right?
...
Watch out for that lake, though. I think the demon escaped. Said something about the rise of its dark master...
Anyone familiar with Cthulu?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nice pants...
*snerk*
And yes, Fire solves most problems.

 

[ShockValue]

I prefer using missiles to solve my problems.

 

[LeonLethality]

*falls through the ceiling*
Why do all my entrances have to be from above? How do I even get there?!

Anyway I just checked and I am STD free, it really was just fire.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Gooood.
Good.

 

[LeonLethality]

Wait Shock's here?!
*Tackles shock followed by various bleeps*
Coffee?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Don't use the coffee machine.
Someone replaced the water with nitroglycerin...

 

[ShockValue]

Normally I would object to what you just did but I really want some coffee.
Especially after all this talk about STD's.

 

[UnusualStranger]

So? Does it taste bad?

 

[LeonLethality]

Not as good as Lycan's which is odd as he uses the same ingredients and machine I do. Also nitroglycerin might have thrown it off too.

 

[ShockValue]

This coffee tastes really off...*collapses*

 

[Scde2]

Well at least you have a mouth...

 

[UnusualStranger]

As long as it wakes you up, coffee is doing what it is supposed to.
In this case, it isn't working.