If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

...
I tried to warn them...
Glad I don't drink coffee...
-sips conjured tea-
...
that tastes...
-whump-

 

[Dr.Susse]

would you like to Irish up that coffee.

 

[LeonLethality]

By Irish do you mean adding your "special blend" to it?

 

[ShockValue]

I think I'm dead again.

 

[Scde2]

*wheeps for Shock*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Might as well get someone up.
*digs around in bag, takes out antidote, feeds it to ShockValue*
Try not to drink more coffee till we fix that stupid thing.

 

[LeonLethality]

*Makes more coffee*
Fix wha-
*collapses*

 

[ShockValue]

I can't let good coffee go to waste! Hmm, but it will kill me...tough decision.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Thats it.
*grabs coffee machine, tosses it out window*
I don't think I have enough antidotes for all this.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh well Tea anyone?

 

[ShockValue]

We needed that Stranger! On a totally unrelated note, I have to go all the way downstairs to get something...

 

[LeonLethality]

*Jumps out the window*
How will we wake up in the morning?!

Also 6000 posts.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*fires grappling hook to catch coffee and Leon*
WOOOHOOO!!!!
We need to do something special!


Any ideas?

 

[ShockValue]

Destroy the building. That would be fun.

 

[LeonLethality]

Not again! even though I did make a hole in the roof...

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Pulls Edward Elric out of pocket* Hey Ed would you mind Transmuting a new coffeemachine with a filter that takes all the poisons out?

Ed: Sure thing master! *transmutes the best coffeemachine ever*

There! everyone's happy!

 

[Dr.Susse]

How about remembering to original topic.... Was there one?
Bugger it Destroy the building.
EDIT: or find one with a better view purgatory is bumming me out.

 

[ShockValue]

*Fires missile at wall* How can you not want to do that!

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK....So you don't want us to destroy the building....
What else could we do?
I know!
Destroy the building ACROSS from us!

 

[ShockValue]

But I already started with this one.