If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

That wasn't necessary.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I think I agree with Shock here...

 

[Dr.Susse]

luckily I'm part Amish and this building will be back in no time.

 

[LeonLethality]

Damn it!
This is coming out of your wallet Lelouch
*Whistles*
Rebuild it felynes and maul Lelouch for the money.

Wait if you're part amish does that mean this place will be a barn?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

ill just get Ed to transmute a bigger house.

*transmutes*

there all better.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wait...If we get a barn, does that mean we get to kick chickens?

 

[ShockValue]

Kicking chickens never ends well!

 

[LeonLethality]

I heard some horrible stories from Link about chickens...

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK...So what can we kick if we get a barn?

 

[ShockValue]

I guess we could kick you.

 

[UnusualStranger]

No need to get violent.
However, why doesn't kicking chickens end well?

 

[LeonLethality]

We could kick cows.

I like Shock's idea as well
*Kicks stranger*

Have you never played a Zelda game?! Play Link's awakening and see if the chickens take kindly to you slashing them.

 

[UnusualStranger]

OW!
I didn't say anything about chopping them!
*kicks LL*

Just kicks!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Now Now kicking chickens is Hochmout (Amish for forbidden) but you can kick the rooster.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Kicks stranger* how could you not know about Chickens and Zelda!?

 

[ShockValue]

Chickens are evil creatures. I wouldn't try to anger them stranger.

 

[LeonLethality]

GAH STRANGER DANGER!

Also we have roosters? I thought we only had coffee to wake us up
*sees a mug of coffee*
Must... dri-
*Whumph*

 

[Scde2]

Chickens are Link's greatest enemies

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK! I'll leave the Chickens be! However...

*Ties up Lelouch*

I DIDN'T SAY SLASH! KICK DAMNIT! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Barn's done free antidotes too all!