If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

How can you resist coffee. It's just so enticing.

 

[LeonLethality]

I know
*stares at coffee*
Must... drink...

 

[Scde2]

It's obviously laced with a powerful sedative!

 

[ShockValue]

*Grabs coffee* Lies! There's nothing wrong with this batch!
*drinks coffee*

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK....anyone else think coffee is addictive here?
I'm starting to think that stuff is more than coffee...

 

[ShockValue]

What are you talking about? Seems like normal coffee to...*collapses and falls out the window*

 

[Tristan Sjet]

*pees in coffee*

 

[LeonLethality]

*dives out the window*
I'll save you!


*Falls through the roof with Shock*
That was weird.

 

[ShockValue]

Although I'm not sure how that happened I'm not going to even bother questioning it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Maybe we should put something over that window.
And I'm pretty sure Tristan just ruined that particular coffee.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That means we can make a new batch! *brews and makes it Irish(wiskey infused)*

 

[Tristan Sjet]

*pees in coffee again*

 

[Sevre]

It's always the purple ones.

 

[Tristan Sjet]

It's always the Insane purple ones

*force feeds coffee to everyone here*

 

[LeonLethality]

It's always the insane purple ones that pee in the irish coffee...

 

[Sevre]

If anything it makes the Irish coffee better!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well I won't make any more then.
But I will enquire to where you got your pipe?

 

[Sevre]

The internet of course! Now dear aul' Father Jack, allow me to drag you back to bed.

/clinks bottles to attract him.

 

[Dr.Susse]

DRINK! "I'm a happy camper." *bottle of jack finished sleepy time*

 

[Sevre]

I'll break out the nightbox.