If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN FACE!?
*Shoots Postaldude with Bowl disruptor set to "Prolapse"*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Freaks out*
Ahhhh!! Don't hurt me!
*Dives under the bed*
Also, I have finally called the clinic...
My appointment is on the 16th of April...

 

[Marsell]

Yay psycho girl

 

[DeepComet5581]

Yay freaky haired, noseless, monobrowed dude

 

[blu3meany]

where is it ahhhhhhhhh

 

[Irridium]

Oh crap... did you just give me herpes?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Ugh! We didn't ...'bust a move' last night, did we?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Puns for the Win!

 

[ShockValue]

I thought I finished you dinosaurs off...

 

[King Kupofried]

Did this mean something or are you just scanning for 100% completion?

 

[ShockValue]

Hurry up and save my game!

 

[Random Argument Man]

A girl ninjaed my moogle plushie...face my wrath girl... (Damn you).

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws coffee at Random Argument Man*

 

[Random Argument Man]

*drink thrown coffee*

To spill a drop of black magic itself...is a crime...

I do love some Godot blend #107.

 

[ShockValue]

So, would you mind representing me? I seem to have run into a little trouble.

 

[King Kupofried]

Edit
Noo ; ; I got ninja'd out of a coffee paradise
I'm just worried if her Alien hunting extends to Moogles

 

[ShockValue]

I could never hurt a moogle!

 

[Vrex360]

Hey again Shock, what are the odds of running into you here.

*discreetly covers up charred human carcasses*

 

[Najica]

...What the hell happened last night?

 

[hidanAdiksamafia]

if this would happen..
id' be happy and let him train me with some jutsus..