If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tiny116]

ooo shiny new people!
To bad he's a man!
*windo calls*

 

[Najica]

So..How about some breakfast?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
[sub]What happened last night...?[/sub]
*Ninja Jumps to coffee machine*
*Makes coffee*

 

[Aisaka]

I want this on my coffee

Make it happen.

*Sits back and rocks on chair impatiently*

 

[NeoAC]

Don't look at me, I can't do that.

 

[Aisaka]

*Stares*

I SAID MAKE IT HAPPEN!

*Pulls out whip*

 

[NeoAC]

Um........

How's that?

 

[Aisaka]

It's perfect! *eyes twinkling*

But I already pulled out my whip...

Oh well.

*Lashes Neo with the whip while drinking coffee*

 

[NeoAC]

Ah! No! I need my back for lying down on!

Do at least get some food?

 

[Aisaka]

Uhh... I don't have any food, but you can have some of my coffee if you want...

*Whips*

 

[NeoAC]

Ow! You know, you'd inflict more pain if you flicked your wrist right after bringing the whip forward. And yes I would like a bit of coffee, please.......

 

[Aisaka]

Oh thanks, *Whips and flicks wrist*

Ok then, open your mouth.

*Pours coffee into Neo's mouth*

Be careful, its hot.

*Whips*

 

[NeoAC]

OWW! Me and my big mouth! Which is now burning! This is definitely not the best part of waking up!

What happens if I get a whip?

 

[Aisaka]

Well, if you somehow get your hands on a whip I would be f**ked.

*sips coffee*

*Whips*

 

[NeoAC]

Oww! Well then, this becomes very convenient.

*pulls out authentic Indiana Jones bull whip, with Nazi slaying action!*

*Whips*

 

[Aisaka]

Oh yeah! Whip me harder!

Uhh, I mean OWW STOP!

*Grins*

 

[NeoAC]

*raises eyebrow, a la The Rock*

Um......OK, I'm taking that coffee though.

*Takes coffee and drinks*

*Whips*

 

[Aisaka]

MY COFFEE!

*Turns into a giant demon and rips your legs off*

*Turns back into a cute little anime girl*

*sips coffee*

 

[NeoAC]

OW! The hell! I liked those legs, I had a tattoo on there!

*regenerates legs*

God damn it, you know how hard it is to do that? Plus now I'm out $200 for that dang tattoo!

 

[Insanum]

Oh look! A canadian!

Maple sy...im sorry, My head exploded from stereotypes.