If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'm just making sure you don't attack me. Can't be too careful when you're swinging that sword around.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Well, I some way of defending myself from your whip-gun.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You seemed fine with it last...damn it I told myself I wouldn't make that joke.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock:...

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Yeah, yeah I know.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Coffee?
[sub]I thought you wouldn't tell any one about that[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Sure, if you have the unpoisoned kind.
[sup] Well, I guess I can blackmail you about it. I'm not good with keeping things secret. *cough* I know about that one time in Germany *cough*[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Yes here is some unpoisoned coffee.
[sub]I need to eliminate Shock somehow, knows to much information! But how? What would be a good way to poison someone?[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Thank you my good sir!
[sup] An easy way is to put something in their food or drink...wait, don't tell me you put some in....[/sup]

This happens too much *collapses*

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Come on! I didn't even poison you! Well, I need to get rid of the body.
*Throws Shock out of the window*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: ...
[sup] So it seems you finally got your revenge. You finally killed me, although that's not really an accomplishment. I've died at least seven times already.[/sup]

 

[UnusualStranger]

Howdy everyone! I got some time before heading off to class and....
*notices Shock missing*

OK, I left Shock with two large bags of Skittles, with the expectations of an army.

Now, I only see Scde2. What the hell has been going on here?

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Well, the funny thing is...Shock made the deal with Zero, and as you can see, Shock is not here right now.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: When I find a way to revive myself, I'm going to get revenge!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: I didn't poison you!

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Right...I just happened to die after drinking your coffee.
[sup] The way you were talking about poison as you gave me some coffee made me assume you actually did. Yeah...my bad. [/sup]

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Poison? OK. I gotta start a business around here with the good doctor selling antidotes.
*heads over to coffee machine*
Huh? Lycan was here? I hear he makes a mean coffee...
*takes a sip*
Whoa. That was good.

@Shock: *works on Revival Coffee*
This thing practically pays for itself.

 

[ShockValue]

It seems most of mys deaths involve coffee...

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Irony is a very big part of your life, it seems.
*finishes Revival Coffee, gives it to Shock*
What is that now? 5? 6, times?

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Thanks. I'm quite sure this is the 11th time.