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ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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@Unusual: Yeah, I still have them. I could never give up coffee but it seems every single time I have some it's poisoned. [sup] Yes, it gets boring. [/sup]
 

UnusualStranger

Keep a hat handy
Jan 23, 2010
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@Shock: Thanks. I'll just take the one, actually. You can keep the second one as a sign of trust, or something like that. You could just smell your coffee before you drink it. Most poisons give off a scent when added to drinks especially.
[sup]Well, with you throwing people through windows, I guess you keep yourself entertained[/sup]
 

ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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@Unusual: Alright, I'll keep it safe. I usually assume my coffee is safe, even though every single one has killed me. I've stopped throwing people out windows after Tiny killed me for doing that to him. It seems everything I do kills me.
[sup] I should just start firing missiles at people for no reason, probably safer. [/sup]
 

Scde2

Has gone too far in a few places
Mar 25, 2010
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@Shock: Or...We can continue our plan to take over the world.
 

UnusualStranger

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Jan 23, 2010
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@Shock: Do what you will with the Skittles. They are yours, and I feel kinda sad for your plight. [sup]As long as the missiles don't kill me, I'm good.[/sup]

@Scde2: However, I have that feeling that world domination won't be as fun as it sounds.
 

ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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@Unusual: Don't worry, you'll be safe. Scde2 however will not be. I blame him for my last 5 deaths.

@Scde2: Well we still need an army.
 

ShockValue

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May 8, 2008
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@Unusual: Alrighty. I have to leave myself, so I'll probably been gone for quite awhile as well.