If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

Oh sorry that would be me forgetting to close that up. *Helps Aisaka up* *Closes up hole in floor* All better. *Offers Aisaka some cookies for condolences*

 

[ShockValue]

That hole was useful...

 

[Aisaka]

Yes, it got me a free cookie.

 

[The Infinite]

Er.. *Makes a device which can create random cages/pocket universes at the discretion of the user and tosses it to Shock* There you go.

 

[Vrex360]

0_____0

......

*______*


Seriously, every other guy gets like a hot anime chick or video game character but I always end up with the dude with the creepy smile.
I reckon I must be cursed.

 

[ShockValue]

@Infinite: This will be very useful. *High fives*

@Vrex: Right...cursed. Shouldn't you be trying to kill him?

 

[Aisaka]

You are one sexy ninja, but a ninja none the less. *Pulls out shotgun*

 

[The Infinite]

Argh since when were ninjas this cute seriously?

 

[ShockValue]

So...what happened to your eyes?

 

[Aisaka]

I ate them.

 

[Vrex360]

Ahhh, that's more like it. Much less monstrous.

That said, I think you are like, fifteen so please let the court rule that I had no idea of your age before we both got crazy drunk.

[sub]P.S Die human die!!![/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Oh...I'm not going to question it.

 

[The Infinite]

Bloody ninja's be everywhere, also why are you pointing that in my face?

 

[ShockValue]

No reason. *fires missile*

 

[Aisaka]

@Vrex I AM 17 >.<

 

[The Infinite]

*Proceeds to eat missile again* Didn't you learn the last time?

 

[ShockValue]

I actually forgot it was you who ate the last one.

 

[Vrex360]

@Vrex I AM 17 >.<

Oh, that's not too bad then, I'm nineteen after all.... but still not between two different species.

OT:
Hey, Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

So, this means I won't be exterminated with everyone else, right? I still want a Scarab too.

 

[Aisaka]

*Pulls out shotgun again*