If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

Gah this cuteness overwhelms me...*gives some hot cocoa*

 

[ShockValue]

So, missiles don't work. I'm not going to even bother trying to throw you out the window.

 

[Dr. Awesome Face]

yeeeeeah. last night was great and all but you did some weird stuff with that gun, sooooo I'm just gonna leave....

 

[The Infinite]

@Shock I think it best a truce was called. And I did make you that nifty device and all.
@Awesome Who are you and how did you get in here *throws out window*

 

[Aisaka]

*Puts my finger in your eye hole*

EWW! That felt so gross!

*Does it again*

 

[ShockValue]

@Infinite: I think that's for the best.

Right...

 

[The Infinite]

@Aisaka er... this is rather awkward

 

[Aisaka]

You know you love it.

 

[The Infinite]

.>
>.<

*does nothing to stop the poking*

 

[ShockValue]

Alright, someones going out the window.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Turns out you were correct. I feel better.

Now what the heck is going on around here?

 

[Aisaka]

Eye rape.

 

[LeonLethality]

@Shock: I agree *throws Scde2 out the window*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: So you weren't crazy?

@Leon: I really hope that window overlooks a cliff.

 

[UnusualStranger]

You know, I really need to capture this moment....
*Takes picture of Leon throwing Scde2 out window*
Perfect.

@Shock: I wasn't? OK...What was wrong with me then?

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Obviously you're infected with some sort of virus which will turn you into a zombie.

 

[LeonLethality]

@Shock: It always does.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Would that not have taken full effect while I was sleeping?
I find your reasoning....questionable.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: No, you must be dealt with before it can spread.

@Leon: Well, that's good.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Hmmm....I think I know how to solve this problem.
*goes off into room*