If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Nothing to worry about. I like to keep myself busy is all.
I'll just say it includes a new energy source and all that fun stuff...

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Oh, right. Looking forward to it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: However....There are a few details that need ironing out.
Like, should I go projector, or just a huge screen?
Incinerator, or Fire into the Sun?
Ya know...Simple things.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Yes, those are valid concerns. I think you should go with fire into the sun.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: OK...I'll take personal note of that.
Sun baked, not incinerator. Thanks, you've been a great help!

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: No problem, even though I have no clue what you're building.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: That is what will make it a surprise when it is all done!
Don't you like surprises?

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Depends on the surprise.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Hm....OK, what kind of surprises do you like? or not like? Whichever is shorter.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: I don't like the ones that kill me.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: That it? Then I think you will have no problems with my project!
*starts drawing on piece of paper*
Would you happen to have any...suggestions?

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Arent you from a game no one bought or remembers?

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: It should dispense coffee!

Ninja!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: I agree with the coffee. Irish if possible. If not, possibly some form of energy drink would be nice.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Coffee? OK....I think I got that...Its odd, I think I've seen that fellow say the same thing about me before....

@Alpha: Irish coffee? That might be a bit of a stretch....But energy drinks I can handle.

Anything else?

 

[ShockValue]

It should also serve as a time machine.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Oy.
I think someone spiked my coffee...
Whats going on guys?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: Can you make it raise the dead? Sometimes throwing someone down the waterfall once just isn't enough and it's not the same if they're not alive. What game is your avy from btw?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Hmmm....OK, A time machine....I'm putting a lock on it though. Can't have everyone running around using it...

@Zero: I'm being assisted with my project by Shock and Alpha making suggestions. How are ya?

@Alpha: Raise the dead? I could....But only two at a time. Not quite finished with that thing yet...

OH, and I'm from Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, since your asking...

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Don't forget to include some sentry guns.