If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Now that is an idea I can get behind! Sentry guns.....
*continues to scribble on paper*
I'm very happy I asked for some help on this. I would have never thought of all this!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: A few of your sentry guns should fire rocket propelled chainsaws

 

[A random person]

I'd talk you into not committing suicide.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: And coffee. The sentry guns need to shoot coffee.

Ninja! *throws out window*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: & @Stranger: Definitely. Coffee launching sentry guns are one of the most badass things you can have. Especially if it's Irish Coffee. Gives them drunkenness and searing hot pain.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock and @Alpha: Coffee launchers, or chainsaw launchers? There are limits to how many turrets I can have. Especially of this...unique style.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: Rocket propelled chainsaws. It just isn't the same if it isn't fired on the end of a rocket.

To solve your problem, how about rocket propelled chainsaws where the rocket is filled with coffee instead of explosives? Instead of a normal explosion it showers the enemy in burning hot coffee

Edit: @A random person: Somehow missed you there. The image is a little small, but she's summoning a Persona

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: OK....Rocket Propelled Chainsaws filled with Irish Coffee.....This is going to be a very unique defensive grid.....But I might actually be able to make this work. Though I'm not sure about the waste of perfectly good coffee.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: I'm not really a fan of coffee, which is weird since I drink Iced Coffee, so it's not really a loss to me. Instead of coffee, how about dvds of Transformers 2? The chainsaw hits and then the rocket Baysplodes and launches slivers of dvds everywhere

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: Now THAT is an idea I can do easily. OK...Rocket Propelled Chainsaws with Transformers 2 DVDs...I, for some reason, really like this idea!

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: I hope you have nukes somewhere on that machine.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: Of course you like the idea, I came up with it! /pretentious asshattery

Now pay me the royalties for using my idea

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: I always include nukes. You never know, right?

@Alpha: In that case, I will just use my original plan for Turrets. Much cheaper. However...what type of royalties would you want, exactly?

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Well that's good. Is there any detonation code or something I should know?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: The skull of every person taken out by the turrets. It's hard to build a throne made out of skulls without any actual skulls you know

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: I haven't exactly had a chance to arm them yet....Why? Would you like to know it?

@Alpha: Huh. OK, I guess I could allow that for your idea. Its a deal.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Yeah, just in case.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: Don't tell him the codes. If you give them to him he won't need you around anymore.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: In case of what, may I ask?

@Alpha: I have a distinct trust with Shock. I'm not sure I was necessary to begin with anyway.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: You never know when you might need a nuke.