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ShockValue

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@Scde2: Yeah, I'm not sure how smiting you with cookies and ice cream will actually work, but I'll try!
 

Zeromaeus

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Just to put a slight hold on the "epic battle."
I'd like some clarification on the hierarchy of the anime religion.
I know this is God:
This is Jesus:
This is Death:

What characters fill the roles of Life, Satan, and Anti-Christ, though?
 

Steppin Razor

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Good question. I've been smiting the non believers for so long that I've forgotten. Hold up for a bit while I check the scriptures.
 

Steppin Razor

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@Shock: There are only four major rules of the branch of Haruhiism I follow:

1.) Worship Haruhi as the One True God
2.) Do not let Her find out She is a God
3.) Never, ever, under any circumstances, let Her get bored. EVER
4.) Just as important as rule 3, do not let harm befall the Chosen One, Kyon


@Zero: Still checking the scriptures. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Now where'd that pesky little bugger Lelouch go? We tracked down Morgan Freeman and took his head as proof. Skulls for the Skull Throne!