If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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We took Morgan Freeman's head. You know, the actor.
Gordon Freeman, however, really is just a disembodied hand. We plan on taking his wicked heathen hands away from him as soon as he reappears again. It's been quite a few years since the last attempt and he's been in hiding ever since.
@Shock: I do what I can for the cause. Besides, I rather enjoy my job. Much like this man:
Gordon Freeman, however, really is just a disembodied hand. We plan on taking his wicked heathen hands away from him as soon as he reappears again. It's been quite a few years since the last attempt and he's been in hiding ever since.
@Shock: I do what I can for the cause. Besides, I rather enjoy my job. Much like this man:
@Zero: Lelouch expressed the opinion that Morgan Freeman was a god. Despite almost godlike level of awesome, he is just a man and had to be struck down for his crimes. Namely, that of being a heathen and attempting to usurp Her Holiness.
@susse: But of course. His voice was a Haruhi-given gift to enlighten the masses and turn them to Her worship. He just chose to corrupt it to his own ends. Without the foul influence of his head, the voice should go back to its original purpose any day now.
@Shock: The smite list is usually reserved for the worst offenders. Every now and then a minor crusade will be launched and mass conversions by the sword will be carried out, but that's not very often. And mostly I launch them.
And no, at the moment you're not on the list.
@Shock: The smite list is usually reserved for the worst offenders. Every now and then a minor crusade will be launched and mass conversions by the sword will be carried out, but that's not very often. And mostly I launch them.
And no, at the moment you're not on the list.
crap, *thinks of someone else to be my ally...* one sec. *light bulb*
brb. *pulls out a 13 millimeter pistol and begins chanting a new spell that Zero cant silence*
brb. *pulls out a 13 millimeter pistol and begins chanting a new spell that Zero cant silence*
*Lelouch's blood drips onto the pistol, completeing the ritual. A Hand of darkness grabs the pistol and begins to float.*
Heheheheheheh Hahahahahahaahahah HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHAHAHAHA! MwuhuhwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Hand solidifies along with the rest of the body.
"Behold! The Ultimate Undead. The Vampire: ALUCARD!
Heheheheheheh Hahahahahahaahahah HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHAHAHAHA! MwuhuhwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Hand solidifies along with the rest of the body.
"Behold! The Ultimate Undead. The Vampire: ALUCARD!