If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[fanklok]

seriously what the fuck was drinking to end up with the color brown in my bed

 

[Vrex360]

I would look at the men lying around and say something along the lines of:
'Please tell me we didn't do it.'
Then, remembering my mission I would kill them all as they are filthy humans.

 

[fanklok]

well this is quite the conundrum, and no way in hell am i paying child support

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Nukey]

Oh dear lord what did I drink?!

 

[fanklok]

last night must have been completely awesome for me to end up with Alucard

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Vrex360]

I would probably say 'ewwww' then paradoxically ask him to join the Sangheili armada.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'll throw it in the garbage. No way am I eating that.

 

[Julianking93]

I would scream.

That thing scares the fuck out of me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd be arrested by the FBI

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*take your picture
*kill you
*take a picture of your corpse
dammit only 50 PP

 

[Julianking93]

I would jump out of bed and instantly take a shower.

I don't want to get your zombie virus...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd give him a big hug

 

[AgDr_ODST]

say how did the hell did that happen, then get up take a pull from the bottle of Jack by the bed then leave

 

[Julianking93]

Aw..You're not scary at all.

I'd hug it back.