If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask for payment

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd wet the bed and then ask for a lollipop

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd ask you to change the sheets, seeing as you just dirtied them...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Hey! That goat's eating my Christmas presents! *Grabs Shotgun*

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd ask her to keep rubbing my...armpit..

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd tell him that I I don't need this! And I would take the baby and go to my mothers house

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd ask why is there a goat in my bed?
and why is it holding a present?
and why is it swollen?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask him to get the mayo for our sammiches

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would give him the cookies. You do not deny a man cookies

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I ask you what you did to the hot Anime girl I brought home last night. fail to answer/return her and I set off an emp grenade and turn you bloody remains into zombie bait

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd ask why the hell there were zombies in my bed.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

call me a zombie one more time I dare you!!! I double dare you.........************(chill before you report its from a movie)

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd wander off.