If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Guitar Gamer]

I would be all like
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW there's a pooping goat in my bed

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I'd slap him and go "***** STOP EATING MY PRESENTS!"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh my goodness Frank West O:
wh
I have no idea who you are but have you ever killed a bunch of zombies in a movie?

yes, lately I have but before that made me famous, I was an obscure photojournalist who went to great lengths to cover wars. Now I'm a badass with a Latino mamcita who's recently deceased brother engineered the zombie outbreak that made me famous

OT: Damn Goat is eating my new Camera, I'll kill you for that

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd glare at you until you leave even if it was at your house

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would slap him with my democracy stick

 

[therealsomeguy]

Arm laser...nuff said

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would laugh my balls off at that comment

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wold ask him where he is going

 

[slipknot4]

"What have i done!?"
and then scream

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would feel insulted!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd go "...What the hell did I drink last night?" then get arrested.