If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Daye.04]

I'd slowly sneak out of bed, and hope that this was not my place. So that I could escape from this place, with only a faint memory of what looked like a grown up brother and his sister in bed together

 

[A random person]

Wonder why I slept with a guy in a picture frame.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd thank you for introducing me to Nanoha. (The anime, you filthy minded person!)

I'd stab you for Ninja'ing me... If I could even see a Ninja...

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd ask him if these jeans make my butt look big

 

[Daye.04]

I'd be scared shitless by this wierd girls very succesfull attempt to scare me, before I'd let my eyes slowly roll to the back of my head and feel my soul leaving the body
At first I'd contemplate on why I were sleeping next to a fat man in a red hat, before I'd move on to the much grander and so very much more important question: Why were I sleeping in the middle of the snowy woods? And then I'd wrap it all up by sliding into hypothermia

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Sevre]

So now all my fantasies about the Penguin have been fulfilled. Score!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

PLEASE NOT ANOTHER MINUTE IN THE COMFY CHAIR I BEG YOU!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd laugh because you have all been Ninja'd in some way.
Then I'd cry because I've probably been Ninja'd.....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hmm, you again... Threesome... again... same people...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd try to remember the names of the characters from Spice And Wolf.
Horo and -

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd say: "The name's Lawrence. Lawrence Craft."

 

[Daye.04]

I assume I've been woken up by the franatic high pitched laughter this women vomited into the night. At wich point I would try to press the snooze button before realizing that this was no alarm clock. And that there was a very scary laughing women standing right next to me, repetedly trying to scare. Wich incidently, she was very succesful with
I would start to get rather tired of waking up with the same very very disturbing couple time after time after time

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd assume I was still on acid

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd feel hurt being insulted by a blob

 

[A random person]

I'd get out, I don't want to get shot!

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd get out. I don't wanna be arrested

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd sigh that people never want to get close when they're sober because they asume I'm the same person out of Dustbowl

 

[Sevre]

Aren't you that guy from Dustbowl last night?