If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Tackle her.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

tie you up in my basement

 

[A random person]

Demand that you give me proper "treatment" as a prisoner.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

okay ask and you shall recieve CENSORED

 

[Sevre]

Wait.....is that a furry? Oh god, what's happened?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im not a furry Im a half dog demon priestess, thiers a BIG difference

 

[Sevre]

Oh right, sorry I thought those were cat ears.

/gives cake.

Yes, I'm catering this orgy.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

And how is that supposed to make me feel better when I wake up next to a half dog demon priestess?

Damn you Ninja goatee! *Unleashes the Land 'clad fleet upon Sevre*

 

[Sevre]

Are you dead yet? Because I could swear I ordered the hanging a hour ago.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Your 'minions' are unwilling to do your orders! Besides, they have to get through the fleets! You cannot kill me! It is not my destiny!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I like that beard!. It gives me something to hold on to.

Ninja'd.

I like your hair!.

 

[Fairee]

Have you got a spare cigarette?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Kitten(/Cat?)! Awww, cuuuuteeee! I wanna take it home with me!

 

[Sevre]

Cat does not liek ginger hair/weird laugh! I don't mind though, take me home with you!

 

[MARKMCMARCUS]

Uhmm, what?

 

[Ciarang]

Oh my... what on earth did I do last night?!

 

[Random Argument Man]

"Girls, why are you all looking at me with that look in your faces?"

 

[BENZOOKA]

I already told you once to stop eating in the bed! I'll show you a flesh wound

 

[Lambi]

Don't worry. 'Tis but a flesh wound.