If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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@AgDR: Possibly.

Say, Vaude. Do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it's not all some crazy dream?
 

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Okay, I made you breakfast, the kitchen's as clean as a whistle, I'm gonna drop Jack off at daycare on the way to work, is there anything else I can do for you?
 

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Nope. Nothing at all. Maybe come back for a while...



[sub]I need you to go to the video store and get me anything with Viggo Somethingsen. I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie and a polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring, because I'm worried it may have snails. Oh, and if you see that neighbor Lena from down the hall I want you to roll your eyes and say the word "slut", under your breath, but loud enough so she can hear, and don't forget to be home by 6:30 because you gotta give Jack his bath before you make my dinner![/sub]
[sub] I'm Jordan now?! Haha.[/sub]
 

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Oh, alright then. *Back to snuggling*
And you, even though you ninja'd Cox.

[sup]But, when will I have time to kill myself?[/sup]
 

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I'd damn sure change this moment, and any other moment that was even remotely like this moment.
Nah, I kid.
 

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*The Todd butts in*
Excuse me? greatest conversation ever.
*The Todd leaves*

How did he find my house?