If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's the Todd. Enough said?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

That's what you get for advertising "bowling nights" on craigslist.

 

[Sassafrass]

I suppose it is, Angrypants.
Time for *Sultry jazz rift* 'boing?'

 

[BENZOOKA]

*intentionally runs through a window*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*Intentionally blows a hole in the wall, then pushes Sasquatch through it*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Well, that was...experimental."

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You know how I love redhea- is that blood!! Omg did I do that?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...And how!"

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

...And why?!?

 

[Sassafrass]

"Oh, come on, that's just getting desperate now...*Falls through an exploding floor.*"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

how was your shift at the hospital Dr. Cox

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Oh no! Your not getting away that fast! I already made this hole and all...
*Grabs Sasquatch's arm*

Spoiler: Guess what?

[HEADING=1] THIS IS SPARTA!!![/HEADING][HEADING=2]*Kicks through hole*[/HEADING]

 

[Klagermeister]

Damn, Scarecrow must be trying some new drugs...
Who am I kidding? NO drug could make me as foolish as to sleep with that... thing.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ooooooo what lushous locks.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*places hand on your face*
Nice teeth...

Spoiler: Felt good on my...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Now 'that' was frightening..."

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*zing*

Looks like I...
*puts on sunglasses*
Have nothing to fear...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

 

[Insanum]

Hey cool! A square with a red X in it!