If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sassafrass]

@Sean: A litter tray?
Full of...something for me?
You shouldn't have.
[sup]No. Really. You shouldn't have...[/sup]

@Techno Path: Hello, m'lady.

 

[GrinningManiac]

BOTH OF THEM!?!?

AAARGHGHGH!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

yeahhh your back

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeahhh you're hot.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I have no idea what you are but I like you better than the spagetti freak

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm not sure what or who this "spagetti freak" is, but I'm intrigued, tell me about him, please

 

[Sassafrass]

I will not tell you about Spaghetti Freak.
His freakiness is not for kittens ears.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Thank you noble sir, for protecting my innocence.

 

[reterofish18]

what about mecha ears?

 

[reterofish18]

what about mecha ears?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Which mecha ears?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Kittens! MEW MEW

 

[A random person]

Do you have any combined with girls?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Take the fire away! I'm only a tiny cat!
[sub]I'm gone for the night, it's 1 in the morning here in England, and I may or may not have to teach 11-16 year old children at 9, depending on snow, so goodnight[/sub]

 

[reterofish18]

Mmmmm Roast cat....

 

[A random person]

Let's see if those weird tastes carry over to bed.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

if I told you about the "spagetti freak" you'd be scared for life. Instead I'll hold you if ARP's fire scares you

 

[reterofish18]

hold me please

 

[A random person]

Spoiler: Dang it people, I did not make that fire. Vita made it in rage when we were on top of a hospital.