If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Timberwolf0924]

not very orgasmic at all!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god, nazi tails...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

hey, hitler's been looking for vampires.. how ironic!

 

[Irridium]

um...

yeah, Ima leave now...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

OK, let's see, gong, thong, animal fur...
I've woken up in worse places but I'm gonna leave right about 10 minutes ago.

 

[Sevre]

Oh it's so tiny and cute! We're going to have fun figuring out how to do this.

 

[Irridium]

I really hope we didn't use the pipe as a "toy"

 

[Random Argument Man]

On second thought, I'd rather not know the details.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm sure it will be fune just snuggling...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Well, you shouldn't have fucked me then!

Who is your avatar anyway? It looks VAGUELY like Ziva from NCIS, but not really.

Thats exactly who it is. and I don't "eat" you ya nasty. I kill you and grill your legs over an open fire.
OT: *hug the kitten*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Yay!

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

OH GOD! I ROLLED OVER ON TOP OF HIM! CHRIST, CALL THE VET, CALL THE VET!

 

[Kud]

Christ here, A vet you say?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

No, I think we will require the police.
A lot of police. and an Ambulance.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

oh look a crazy lady *smokes cigarette*

 

[Kud]

Orgazmo eh? sounds fitting enough.

 

[FieryButterfly]

aww.. what's your name little girl? you look so happy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

i've never shagged a princess before