If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

my name is not a cake recipe and I didn't marry a manho.

 

[Kud]

Hey guys, I need help picking a new avatar, so can you guys tell me which one you like best?

Spoiler: The pictures

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Spoiler: PICTURE 5

 

[Lambi]

Hey guys, I need help picking a new avatar, so can you guys tell me which one you like best?

Spoiler: The pictures

Spoiler: PICTURE 1

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Picture 1 or 2. I can't decide which one.

 

[Irridium]

Damnit, not another cat.

Please tell me your 18.

(And I say option 5)

 

[FieryButterfly]

What the heck? what are you suppose to be?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. She's 18. Why hello there...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Hey guys, I need help picking a new avatar, so can you guys tell me which one you like best?

Spoiler: The pictures

Spoiler: PICTURE 1

Spoiler: PICTURE 2

Spoiler: PICTURE 3

Spoiler: PICTURE 4

Spoiler: PICTURE 5

2&5 are my picks.
OT: I still think im going to jail for this one.

 

[BillyShakes]

...God, if you exist, please let me have worn a condom.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd wonder what I'd smoked last night.
Then ask him why he stole Furburts old avy.

[sup]Jk, I know he gave it to you.[/sup]

 

[BillyShakes]

I would ask why he is perpetually punching an old man.
...I would also ask why I find it so arousing.

 

[some random guy]

Don't smoke, it's bad for you, and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY BED!? AAAARGH!

 

[Zepren]

would really hope I wore protect and hope that their name was jus a nickname as i aint into guys lol

 

[AgDr_ODST]

...God, if you exist, please let me have worn a condom.

yes you did and it was fantastic. Now get ready for round 2
OT: I have fucked a chicken, and not by eating it for dinner. WIN!!!

 

[Kud]

Your happy about fucking a chicken?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

yes its one more thing that I can cross off my bucket list

 

[BillyShakes]

You would enjoy it also, judging by that grin on your face.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ohh I loved it, but not as much as I loved you last night

 

[BillyShakes]

Why just last night? This never has to end; not unless you want it to.

 

[some random guy]

Oh, hi! Just out of interest, what are you reading?

 

[BillyShakes]

The Hobbit, or "There and Back Again."
Stellar read, if I do say so myself.