If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

sure, just give me back my sandwich

 

[Smagmuck_]

Not if I take it first! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Gimme that sanvich! Mwahahahaha!

 

[Lambi]

@Goat: At least you won't be a sparkling vampire.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Gimme that sanvich! Mwahahahaha!

ohh where are you let me open the blinds *smag bursts into flames* oh man thier goes my sandwich, but atleast thats one less vampire that I have to deal with

 

[Irridium]

Again?

Well... up for round 3?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Want to sell sea shells with me down by the sea shore?

 

[A random person]

OK!

 

[Irridium]

Why yes "big" daddy.

Why hello

 

[A random person]

Um, hi. How did we end up sleeping together, anyways?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Again?

Well... up for round 3?

no thank you I'd rather be locked in a room with a sparkling vampire

 

[Pimppeter2]

Who wouldn't?

 

[A random person]

I wouldn't, Jacob is the better partner anyways.

[small]Disclaimer: I'm not a Twilight fan, that was just a joke.[/small]

 

[Pimppeter2]

Seems like I'm quite promiscuous, seeing as I keep on having sex with random people

 

[Kinguendo]

Woah, it doesnt say "sex"... all you did was wake up next to a random person... And also, would you like some bacon?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Yes.

And clearly you haven't been to my room. The Lovenasium

 

[AgDr_ODST]

funny how I keep bumping into you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Intentional pun? Or unintentional?

Either way, funny as hell