If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[squidbuddy99]

Gah! I thought i had decided to stop sleeping with...women. This sounded better in my head.

 

[Kud]

Why is there a lava monster in my bed?

@Pimp - my avatar is a girl...

 

[squidbuddy99]

Don't fight it, baby. Just roll with it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would roll with it

@AshPox: Well then. I guess I pedo'd out last night

 

[Zepren]

he does reviews, maybe he'll review last night bet i get a high score. All right!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

bad chicken!!! How did you get out of your coop? no matter, Im hungry *chops Zepren's head off and proceeds to prepare her next meal*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, no.

I forgot the fang caps.
*Bites*
Om nom nom.

 

[Zepren]

OCC: what is it with people n eating me? cmon!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what you taste delicious you should consider it a compliment

 

[yohongogliness]

O. M. G. I slept with my first chick.

 

[Kud]

Welcome to the Escapist, Now get out of my bed.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh look, another anime chick, I'm so irrisistable to them.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Ah! it's the same face from my Nightmare. (shoots it) "Die fiend."

 

[squidbuddy99]

I don't know what you're doing, but don't stop.

 

[A random person]

Same goes for you.

 

[Kud]

At least its a girl for once.

 

[A random person]

Use that big finger of yours, 'k?

 

[Pimppeter2]

All my fingers are big!