If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

No, no, bad superhero!

*Hits Techno with rolled up newspaper*

This is a vampire house, get the fuck out!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

good morning, *opens blinds, Smag combusts* well it was for me anyway I killed a vampire

 

[AgDr_ODST]

It was wonderful. Now lets go destroy Palestine

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Well, It could be worse.

 

[Pimppeter2]

My life would be complete.

 

[Irridium]

This thing again!?

I shudder to think where he stuck that finger...

 

[A random person]

This is the third time I woke up with that naked man. When will my drunk self realize I'm a lesbian?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

after you wake up beside me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

We would drink coffee and reminisce.

 

[LeonLethality]

Edit:.... AWWWW YEAH -high fives-

 

[countrysteaksauce]

I don't remember a sword

 

[Pimppeter2]

I don't remember giving consent! Date Rape?

 

[A random person]

How did I sleep with words?

 

[GreyWolf257]

Damn it, not again! I need to get off of this farm. And give me my friggin' sandwich!

 

[A random person]

Yes you are, in both ways.
[small]Wow, I'm a perv, aren't I?[/small]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im tempted to say burn baby burn right now.