If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Julianking93]

Stop staring at me hungrily.

I'll get your damn sandwich in a minute!

 

[Rainboq]

Your the sandwich!
some continuity! That's impossible!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taste like baby, with a little BBQ sauce, oh so tasty ......

Sprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiigs I kiihhiilll you die you son of a *****.
OT: you wouldn't kill something as good looking as me would you? well your more than welcome to try anyway

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

oooooooooooooooooooo get told!
I'm a kitty.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I was threatening the Alien wannabe not you. Your getting a hug and some catnip

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Fuck ya!
I knew the eyes would work..and that tear.

 

[Rainboq]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taste like baby, with a little BBQ sauce, oh so tasty ......

Sprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiigs I kiihhiilll you die you son of a *****.
OT: you wouldn't kill something as good looking as me would you? well your more than welcome to try anyway

let me guess, Spriggs4Eva?
OT: Well my work here is done, have fun with your future genestealer offspring!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Come back to bed Kratos just a bit-
Your not Kratos! Damn dreams...

 

[Rainboq]

I may not be kratos but you certaintly made up for that.... I just threw up in my mouth at what you did.....

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Only time I threw up in my mouth was 2G1C (2 Girls 1 Cup) so it must have been worse..maybe like three kittens one giant freakin' bowl.

 

[Rainboq]

Try 2 elephants one trunk and you, with a bulldozer

 

[Sevre]

You're on the moon now? Awesome, lets knock anti-grav boots.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Still got that facial hair? I thought I told you to shave it off.
*Raises cleaver*
Don't worry, I can help.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Sevre]

The hat doesn't make you look attractive!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

That hat... actually, I feel no attraction to anyone anyway, so what does it matter?
*Steals Sevre's hat*

 

[Fraught]

Hmph, better than what I've woken up to before, definitely. But why are you...staring at me, laughing, pulling your head so close?

STOP DOING THAT!

STOP! PLLEEEEEAASE! You're creeping me out!

 

[Sevre]

Don't be so mad, it was just a snowball.

 

[Nukey]

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition...