If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Code Monkey]

Ah, at last,a regular human. Wait... I don't trust this. Let me see your neck. I need to be sure you're not some lizard thing under your mask.

 

[Roxas1359]

I need to really stop throwing parties and get a padlock on my door.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no what you need to do is get out of my house

 

[Julianking93]

Hello lover...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

hi adopted son

 

[Smagmuck_]

FUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[CounterAttack]

Blech. Vampires. *walks out*

 

[Julianking93]

Spoiler: You know what you look like?

Someone who could use a hug!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im still not sure of your gender

 

[Julianking93]

I'm not really sure either, but I have no problem admitting my love to the same sex.

Its all love the same in my eyes.

 

[CounterAttack]

You have strange views of love, young creepy person.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm thinking you could use a good hug too.

Come here! You know you want a nice man hug!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I was ninja'd earlier, i know your a little boy I was merely questioning CounterAttacks gender.
OT: that robot can transform into something wonderful bring it with you nextime

 

[Mister Awesome]

"oh gosh, please don't rape me!!"

 

[Julianking93]

Hey there sexy thang.