If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Just don't shoot.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I could say the same to you...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I've had weirder nights...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

C-can I get your autograph? *blushes*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Can I sign it on your breast?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pistol whips*
I felt like doing that.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

can you do feel good inc right now? I'll give you my endless collection of balloons if you do

 

[aPod]

oh god... not again.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh. I woke up on a beach? At least it's serene...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Why are you in my bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...It's comfortable? I'll leave then.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Dont baby!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Raises eyebrow*
Okay then...

 

[Sassafrass]

...I'll just go now.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

C'mon Sas, we're not wanted. We can have a 'talk'.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Fires blow dart into neck,then walks off to Macdonalds*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thanks for Vash. *proceeds to hump Vaude*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Geddoff! *Lethargically beats bunny away*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pistol whips bunny off,finishes burger and offers hand*

 

[Mr.logic]

did you kiddnap me we are both male if you couldn't tell you.