If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

-reads label-
Warning: Biohazard
...
damn.

 

[brtshstel]

I slept next to a scarecrow? I guess we did go to that sweet rave party in the corn field out of town.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Ohhh I remember you!

Saying I looked silly

*stabs when sleeping*

bwahahahaha
*sneaks out*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Thief?
No... Ninja?
You guys did the quest for the rat's tail without me!

 

[Datalord]

I CAST DISINTEGRATE

really, that's what i'd say, then i'd punch him and steal that hat

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*backs away slowly*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Gets bumped into* Why hello there...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thank God! *Hugs*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Why hello there... *Readies Pear Knife*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Gets out of hug and Tackles* Put your knife away, man!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes up*
*Bang*
*Knifes flies out of Zero's hand*

 

[Smagmuck_]

GAH!
*Fires SAW*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@cblrtopas: Why do you have a chainsaw in bed?
Why have you started it?
How did I sleep with the word 'LOL'?
*Gets out cleaver and cuts cblrtopas into pieces just to be safe*

@Smagmuck08: Gah! Ninja! Help Smeone help! I'm beingattacked in my own bed by a ninja!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hi Fox! *pounce*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, Vee. *Pounces* Miss me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*giggles* When don't I?

 

[Rararaz]

I don't know anything!

Please don't hurt me!

 

[Sassafrass]

@Rararaz: *Pets and is bid welcome to The Escapist*

@Vee: Aw, you're so cute when you giggle.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Huh,cool cat
*Looks around*
Hey VV and Sas