If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Baby Eater]

Rain ate my breakfast

 

[Sleekgiant]

Holy S*** I should leave

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm? Oh, Lambi, you'll be fine now.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Well, now that I can't see, I could just use my hands...
*Walks t'words Vaudess*

 

[Sassafrass]

Aye, Smag Or you could come here and feel my John-
...K-Sas was out, wasn't he?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yup. Want me to kick him if he gets out again?

 

[Lambi]

I'll just twist these fetishes into a goat shagging fetish and then maybe a hint of a leaher fetish...
You'll just love what I've done when it's over, Smag.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Eye twitches and Lambi is forced out*
Heh, good thing I put in that fail safe.
*Continues t'words vaudess*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mm? What's up, Smag?

 

[Sassafrass]

...May I suggest we may have derailed this thread?
Also, Smag, that's my ass you're grabbing now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Enters Lambi's mind and Fucks with it* I am now your master! You will obey my every command! And if you refuse *clutches memory section and cerebellum*, well, maybe you won't miss your intellegence and memories.

 

[Lambi]

Thanks for getting rid of that Vaude fetish you had, Smag. Now, a bit of butter fetish...

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Grabs Vaudess' ass*
Heh...

 

[Baby Eater]

*shoots Smag. Repeatidly*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Heh, heh, heh...

 

[Lambi]

*Force chokes Smag*
I can still do this even if I'm unconscious.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Meh, now I'm bored.
*Releases butt*