If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Gets woken up by screaming*
*Pistol whips*
*Makes coffee*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Owie, if only Vaudess were here to make it better...
With oral sex...
I'm a devious lil' fucker ain't I?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

you bastard

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ehh, heh, heh, heh...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shoots in the gut*
*Sleeps*

 

[Marsell]

chill the fuck out man.
also,

 

[DeadRow]

I swear that was just a dream

 

[Rainboq]

*WHAM*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes up*
Your not as fun as you were last night
*Sleeps*

 

[Nukey]

Get that gun out of my face!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Hey it's 2-D,awesome.
*Gets up and makes coffee*

 

[Nukey]

@Lycanthrope: Actually it's Noode.

And I said lower the gun...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Thorws gun out of the window,then jumps after it*

 

[IamQ]

"Yo."

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

God. How many cocktails was it?

 

[JackyJack]

Pokemons exist! I KNEW IT!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

What? Were you not paying attention last night?

 

[axle 19]

Dear God, wtf happened last night.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

You had an afair with that bag of chettos in the pantry.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Hmm, I must have been eating Wotsits the night before.

/cpt obv