If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[IamQ]

Ahoy there sailor...you seem twitchy...

 

[Viking Incognito]

YOU HATH BEWITCHED ME DEMON I SHALL SLAY THE!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEONEONE

 

[Irridium]

Wow, you really are a berserker.

You totally raided my village ;P

 

[Sevre]

Oh yeah?! Well watch me heat things up! /smokes pipe.

 

[Rainboq]

What brings the inquisition too my bed?

 

[Irridium]

Can't. See. Avater.

Had sex with nothing...

DOES NOT COMPUTE! *Head s'plodes*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh dear your head exploded

 

[Smagmuck_]

Must, supress, erection...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Must supress vomit
failure
*vomits*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Huh,I didn't do too bad last night
*Makes coffee*

 

[ShockValue]

High five?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Awesome
*high five*
*Drinks coffee*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wow that was great; now make me some coffee

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Beams*
*Makes coffee*
*Drinks and passes cup*
*Lays back down to sleep*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*cuddles with Lycan*
*sips coffee*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Starts to hum "I believe in miracles"*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*starts to purr*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

wow sleek, your really into the whole "pretend to be opposite sex to sleep/cuddle with guys" routine.

 

[Lambi]

I'd eat it.

 

[Sleekgiant]

@Rex your just jealous
@Lambi *bleep pounce*