If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

Meh it won't smell for a while

 

[ShockValue]

Well just in case. *Pushes corpse out window* Now it's someone else's problem.

 

[Sleekgiant]

That's good *pounces*

 

[ShockValue]

*Dodge* I win.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

One, shared amongst millions.


Bukkake: Definition updated

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*I kick in the door. My brains are showingg from my head, and i have an empty look in my eyes, which have no pupils. I limp forward on one le, dragging the other leg which is only attached to me by a sliver of skin.* MUUUUUUHHHHHHHH! *I grab Mr. Mudkip and begin to munch his brain. Soon he joins the ranks of the undead.* MUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAHHH!

 

[Kud]

*Jumps ontop of Dispelga and rips his brain out*

OKAY! QUICK WE NEED TO GET THE ANTIDOTE FOR MR MUDKIP!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Tweedledee walks in and munches Ashpox's brains. It's too late for mudkip.* MUUUUUUUHHHHH!

 

[Kud]

Sorry Shock, my brain has been taken so I need yours!

*Takes Shock's brain*

*Pulls out shotgun*

AHAHAHA TIME TO DIE!

*Jumps through the air in slow motion killing all the zombies*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Joins in with random special attacks*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Death to the dead! *opens fire alongside army*

 

[Kud]

Wait,

Aren't you dead?!

Didn't that zombie eat your brain?!?!

OMG HE IS ONE OF THEM!

*Starts shooting Mudkip*

 

[Rainboq]

Wait... what?

 

[ShockValue]

You should do something about that owl.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

AHHHHHH! No, I am not dead, that was another mudkip. We do look alike.


Anyways, *fires at Shock*

 

[Rainboq]

Oh, hi muddy boy!

 

[ShockValue]

*Jumps out window* That was not necessary!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Undead Onion Knight appears around the corner, leading 5 tanks! He runs at great speeds with two swords in hands, then, before the groups eyes, turns into a ninja, then disappears before their very eyes.* Mwahahahahahahha.... *is heard echoing throughout the streets.*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Darn you Undead Onion Knight Ninja! You left your tanks!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

BACK ATTACK! *Hangs from a pipe by legs, spins swords, flies off in a hurricane spin, cuts througgh Sex Rex's back.* Ha! *Sex Rex immediatly rises up as a zombie. Onion Knight changes job to Sage and flies to the roof tops and uses holy. The whole team of survivors took massive damage. Chanes job back to ninja and hides once more.* Mhmhmhmhmhmhm....