If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[All Hail Lelouch]

fine here's a whole pack of Oscar Meyer bacon in it if you stop killin me.

 

[ShockValue]

This seems a bit one sided.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Samus. Remember me?

 

[ShockValue]

The guy who fixed my air conditioner?

 

[Tuddle]

Hello! Beautiful!

 

[LeonLethality]

@max: This thread has be derailed for a long time.

@Lelouch: I prefer replacement bacon!

 

[Roxas1359]

Unicorn in my bed! You need to get off!
(I don't want it to get locked again)

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

fine here's some freshly cooked bacon

 

[Tuddle]

How is your hair moving?
We are inside a room.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[sub]Bacon? Are they talking about me?[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Not unless you're made out of bacon.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Touche SV.

 

[Insanum]

*yawns*

Put the kettle on, Ive got a bastard behind the eyes...

 

[Zeromaeus]

There!
Wait, no, someone got bacon grease on the scroll...
-starts over-

 

[Sleekgiant]

Whats going on

 

[Tuddle]

It is so hard to sleep with half the lights on!

 

[Spiner909]

Ooh, a rock concert just for me.

 

[Tuddle]

And............you are?

 

[ShockValue]

I wouldn't try to anger him.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I'm going to guess I found you lying about outside and invited you in. Was that a good idea?