If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

...
I'm not a...
...
...
Hold a sec'.
Look that way. -points-
Blizzard.
...
Good.
-picks up frozen victim and pushes out window-
Good.

 

[hotacidbath]

Please don't banish me! I'm not the unholy evil entity that everyone assumes that I am. I just wasn't hugged enough as a child.

 

[mcgroobber]

well, we can change that,

 

[Zeromaeus]

@ the guy who's avatar is IT:
...
Alright...
You better watch it, though. These sight orbs don't blink, you know.

@ the ninja above me:
How the hell did you get out of the ice?

 

[hotacidbath]

Don't worry, I'll be fine as long as no one hits me with silver earrings.

 

[Zeromaeus]

What about a silver dagger in-laid with holy magic?
I've got two. (Dual-wield FTW)

 

[mcgroobber]

throws silver earings to reenact the end of movie

 

[hotacidbath]

Ouch! I'm allergic to silver. Now I'm going to have a rash. Thanks buddy.

 

[The Infinite]

*Prances around the room making things catch on fire* Bloody blizzard made the room freezing.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-switches out ice bracelet for fire bracelet-
Proceed. Its not like it'll hurt me now...

 

[mcgroobber]

*i start running in circles screaming "ponies are not ice cream"

 

[ShockValue]

@Zero:He can still probably find a way to.

Well...I'll just be leaving.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
Fire.
-mcgroober burst into flames-
That guy is resilient, I'll give 'im that.

 

[mcgroobber]

*jumps into bath tub filled with water, gets out and proceeds running in circles

 

[The Infinite]

*grabs shock pulls back in* Hey you ain't going anywhere! *puts mcgroober even more on fire using hellfire!* Hellfire's a lot more potented don't ya know!

 

[mcgroobber]

jumps in holy water

holy waters a lot more potent dont ya know

would start running in circles but apparently people dont like, so climbs back in bed so that it will somehow relate back to the op

 

[ShockValue]

So, why are you setting him on fire?

 

[mcgroobber]

id be thinking i was a lot cooler than i am if i woke up with that next to me

 

[Zeromaeus]

He was running around screaming nonsense. Not to mention that little guy that looks like me, except with bat wings and all, the one on my shoulder, kept chanting burn him over and over again.

 

[ShockValue]

I guess that's an ok reason.