If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

Hey subjects! Light show
*freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

RAIN!
*Grabs The Infinite with a Power Fist and crushes his body into an explosion of flesh and blood&
FACE THE HOWLS OF THE WOLVES XENOS SCUM!
*Brings and autocannon to bear*
COME AND GET ME!
*Huggles Rain*
Rain! You're alive!

 

[Aisaka]

Neither do I....

Whats this about explosions...?

EDIT: I got ninja'd 4 times...

Wow, I hardly know any of you people...

I feel old.

You are old!

Your generation has all but disapeared, it's no suprise that you don't know any of the people.

 

[Rainboq]

Kit, calm down
*sets up laser light show with thousands of lasguns*

 

[The Infinite]

Seriously Ow. *flesh and blood melt into darkness* *A portal opens* *Bloodletters in their millions pour out* That's what you get you brainwashed lunatics.

 

[Rainboq]

.... FOR THE EMPEROR!

*sets of void bomb*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Explodes some Bloodletters*
Okay, I've calmed down now.
*Huggles Rain*

 

[Rainboq]

.... fuck it, I'm converting to Slaanesh

*ahem*
[HEADING=1]PORN FOR THE PORN GOD![/HEADING]

 

[ShockValue]

...This is quite odd.

 

[Rainboq]

@Shock welcome to the world of 40k

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Snuggles Rain anyway*
Rain is my snuggly-wuggly. Even if Rain is a traitorous warrior of chaos.
*Guns down some demons from the back of a Predator tank*

 

[Rainboq]

*grabs noise marine gear*

DIE FOLLOWERS OF THE CORPSE GOD!
*plays a cord, turning a bunch of guards men into sludge*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

We are not the puny guard! We are the Sons of Russ!
*Cuts a bloody path to Rain, followed by the Fenrissian Wolves*
*Glomps Rain*

 

[The Infinite]

Oh well I've always been more of a Nid fan myself. *calls a genestealer to signal the coming hive*

 

[ShockValue]

Looks like another place is about to be destroyed.

 

[Rainboq]

....
*turns into an ork*
*gets a massive mob o' boys*
[HEADING=1]WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/HEADING]

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock and @Aisaka: I find it is best to just sit back and let them do what they will.

That, and have an emergency escape vehicle on standby.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*A Dreadnought breaks through a nearby mountain, accompanied with an army of Wolf-brothers and several Battle Titans. A gigantic fleet looms overheard.*
FACE THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIUM!
*Lays wastes to the armies of Orks and Tyranids*
*Drags Rain home*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Yeah, there's a smaller chance of dying that way.

 

[The Infinite]

Feh this I'm off. *jumps and closes a portal behind him*