If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Now I know I've hit rock bottom.

 

[Scde2]

It's not like anything can happen since you are in your damn suit!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Damn right the suit stays on. It took me frigging ages last time to get that suit off, don't you be thinking you'll be getting it off at all.

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah...it's not coming off.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Eh, I'm too tired to care if it comes off...

 

[ShockValue]

Damn time travel!

 

[NeoAC]

What did time travel do now? Is Robert E. Lee back again? I really don't feel like drinking him under the table right now.

 

[Neonbob]

...well, this is pretty fucking stylish. Odd, but stylish.

 

[Naheal]

*blink,blink* I need a Hazmat suit...

 

[NeoAC]

No you don't. He's 100% non-toxic.

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMAN OF CANADA!!!!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Die foul being that doesn't worship Her Holiness!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hello, odd human.
And you are?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Bounty hunter huh? We could use a man of your talents in the Church. *pulls out flamer* Now convert or die!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hokey Religions and magic tricks are no match for a good weapon at your side, kid.

 

[Steppin Razor]

You seem to have missed the most important point:

*pulls out flamer*

The only problem I see is that you're probably like all the other people around here that. Just. Don't. Stay. Dead.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I don't even know what you want me to believe in, so how exactly can I join anything?
And yeah, I am one in particular that does not die at all.

 

[Steppin Razor]

The Church of Haruhiism my good man.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Truthfully, I have no idea what that entails.
At all. Could you explain?

 

[Steppin Razor]

The worship of Haruhi Suzumiya, a schoolgirl that doesn't realise She is God.

It's from an anime. Mostly I just push it because I hold no real religious beliefs at all and really like the show/novels the show is based on.