If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

I can get a hooker named Jack?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Yes. And he's black apparently.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Black like rap?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Alpha: But that could just be advanced gangrene.

 

[Tiny116]

*Throws Alpha out of the window*
GRRR
*Uses medi-gel*
There the stinging has stopped now
*Throws dynamite after Alpha as well*
Stabbing me in the bloody face

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: It may be gangrene, but it's still affected his appearance quite a lot. On a related note, where do you think these people have been getting all their bacon from? From Jack's body of course. So it isn't really bacon you dirty canibals!

@Tiny: We're in the underwater lair, there are no windows here. *throws dynamite back* You can keep this though.

 

[axle 19]

I'm awake......... Kindly point me to the blackjack and hookers.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

The big purple door, sas.

 

[The Infinite]

*Drops in from a nearby wall* TINY!
*Tackles*
Nice face stab scar

 

[axle 19]

*Glances back* O shit, the infinite's here, run away....Wait you said the purple door correct?

 

[The Infinite]

OH NO YOU DON'T it's been too long since I last saw you Axle *proceeds to put hair Axle's hair on fire* HEHE.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I might have pointed out the suicide door. One is purple, one is magenta.

 

[Rainboq]

AHHH! NINJA! *flees*

 

[axle 19]

*Runs around in circles screaming lighting several other things on fire in the process* Curse you Infinite, *tackles*

 

[Irridium]

...

Why does everyone run

 

[Tiny116]

@Alpha There is no underwater layer
*Force crush dynamite in Alphas hand*
BOOM

@Infinite You know I wouldn't usually ask you to clean my mess up but you did just laugh at my face *points at alpha remains* Portals are useful after all!

 

[Rainboq]

*tackle hugs Irridium*
I don't run!

 

[axle 19]

It's not your fault *Continues to punch Infinite* They are some hookers and blackjack behind the purple door for you Irridium.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Tiny: Blow me up with dynamite? You think that'll work? Clearly you haven't been keeping up with what's happened. I was test dummy for a nuke. Which I ate.

All I lost were my legs which I just went and superglued back on. Dynamite is too small scale, you might have to rethink you're plan a little there.

 

[Tiny116]

@Alpha fine I will
You are a chicken *Jedi mind trick* Cluck like a chicken *Jedi Mind trick*
@infinite It would be great if you could clean up still *evil eyes*