If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: Actually, you make a very good point. I would however, prefer to see an exploding star. The black hole afterwords is always fascinating to study....and toss things into.

@Scde2: I always was somewhat partial to the Kratos style of things...

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Alpha: No the atmospheric temperature of Neptune is -230 degrees Celsius the nuke will freeze before it explodes. A simple methane explosion will chain with the high levels of methane in the atmosphere.

 

[ShockValue]

I just want to blow something up. The planet Neptune will make a bigger explosion. Although Strangers idea does sound awesome.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: Launch them anyways. Then start the methane explosion. When it hits the surface those nukes will go up and it'll be an even bigger explosion.

@Scde2: Of all the things you could hit someone with, you go old school comic book and pull out a mallet?
*summons Kratos*
Kratos my man, that guy right there said you were a pussy.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oooooo yeah!

 

[Scde2]

@Kratos: That Alpha persons right over there is a god...Go get 'em.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts hacking at I Stomp on Kittens with a meat cleaver*
The avy is off limits.
*runs over with a combine harvester*

@Kratos: I heard that Scde2 fellow making derogatory remarks about your wife and daughter.

Fun fact: Someone joined up with the name Kratos on 12 Nov 2004.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Alpha: Are you going to use that bloody pulp? Because I know a meat pie place on Baker street that would love some meat.

 

[Scde2]

@Kratos: That them there Alpha told Aries to fuck with you...Your wife and daughter would be alive today if it wasn't for Alpha.

@Alpha: Yeah but that info isn't going to help you.

 

[ShockValue]

He's just going to kill you both.

 

[Scde2]

@Kratos: And don't forget that Shock over there is trying to prevent you from getting your revenge. And you can't have that now, can you?

 

[ShockValue]

I haven't done anything.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Sorry, too late.

 

[ShockValue]

I thought we had a truce. Yet you're trying to get me killed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Kratos: Look at the steroids look at the silly steroids go get it.
*official voice* And so Kratos cast himself into the pit of lava and the bottom of the Derailed threads evil lair */voice*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

who let granpa into the liquor closet?

 

[Scde2]

@Shock and Dr.s: Thank the gods that Kratos already got rid of Rosie O'Donnell

Spoiler

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'm not the only one that looked at that picture and thinks it looks like Kratos is shooting lasers out of his hands am I?

 

[ShockValue]

And he's going to get you next.

@Alpha: Yeah, that's what I saw too.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thank god he is dead then we can't have a laser shooting god killer running around. That's alpha's job.