If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

SHIT. I just dropped a can of Pepsi on my keyboard. Anyway...

OT: Arrgh! Fuzzy! Oh shit a ninj-

Has everyone just changed their avatars in the last 10 minutes or do I have a really bad memory?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Rain changed his, I believe.

 

[Tharwen]

And lycanthrope... and... and... lots of people who you just haven't noticed!

Do you know any good ways to get Pepsi out of a keyboard?

Aaaand finally:

2000 posts! Huzzah!

I had 1000 in January, so I've made roughly... (1000/(4 * 30)) = 8.3 posts per day.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

That's nothing! I post at least 30 - 50 times every four hours!

 

[Tharwen]

However, my rate of increase of posting rate will be much higher, if I ever bother to calculate that.

(In other words, I've recently been posting more.)

 

[Scde2]

Did I just make love to a biological hazard?

 

[ShockValue]

I need a memory wipe now.

 

[Scde2]

No...This will haunt you for the rest of your existence...and even after that.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Then it's a good thing ninjas have selective memory.

 

[Irridium]

Wait, you said you weren't a girl...

Well I can pretend...

FUCKING NINJA'S!!

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

wooow ninja style!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Must... obey... murder dog...

 

[ShockValue]

*sets Rex on fire* This will help.

 

[Scde2]

*Sets a car on FIRE*

 

[ShockValue]

*Uses fire extinguisher*

 

[Scde2]

*Lights the fire extinguisher on FIRE*

 

[ShockValue]

*Sets Scde2 on fire*

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: ...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Burning down the house....... Wait the lair Nnnnnoooooo! *Stops drops and rolls on the fire*

 

[ShockValue]

I could have sworn you were immune to fire.