If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: He's a zombie.

 

[Scde2]

*Shaves off Shock's hair*
Ha ha!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*uses Time Paradox machine to summon Rosie back*
@Scde2: I think you know what comes next.

Sic him girl!

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: There is only one man that can save us

 

[Steppin Razor]

Argh! She just ate him whole!

 

[Scde2]

Oh...shit...Run!
*Runs away knowing that the blob can only waddle*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*trips Scde2 over and uses a nailgun to pin him to the floor*

 

[Scde2]

*Cuts through the floor*

 

[ShockValue]

You two are going to destroy the lair.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Stranger's working on the flying fortress now isn't he, so it's all good.

Besides, if it does get destroyed we'll just blame Scde2.

 

[Scde2]

Stranger's working on the flying fortress now isn't he, so it's all good.

Besides, if it does get destroyed we'll just blame Scde2.

You're trying to frame me! Well I have in on tape...or well quote. Stranger is a reasonable man, and will not listen to your lies.

 

[ShockValue]

I don't think anyone would believe you.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: *Ties shoe laces together*

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: ...

 

[Steppin Razor]

I find it amusing that you just tied your own shoe laces together.

 

[ShockValue]

*activates sentry guns*

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: The action was directed at Shock, hence the @Shock.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Say whatever you want. I clearly watched you tie your own laces together.

 

[Scde2]

@Alpha: You're crazy...*Trips and falls*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*comes in, makes scrambled eggs and toast*
.....................
*sits down, starts eating*
Hm? Why is there a hole in my lair?