If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

You and me do this far too often.

 

[Vrex360]

*finishes shooting you*

Yeah, but I'm a slave to repetition.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't worry I understand. You gotta brutality murder what you gotta brutality murder.

 

[Rainboq]

BOOZE. NOW.

 

[Scde2]

We're out.

 

[-Samurai-]

Can you stop sparkling for a minute? I'm trying to sleep..

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I don't think Mr.Scde2 is what you think he is.

 

[Scde2]

What does he think I am, a vampire?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I think so, but one of those sparkly ones. *Shudders*

 

[Scde2]

*Joins the shudders*
It sucks that my friends like said sparkly vampires.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Hey, at least you don't have a sister who likes it. She has about 6 or 7 posters in her room and only 2 of those aren't about sparkly "vampires" (I use the quote marks because they aren't real vampires).

 

[ShockValue]

Burn them.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I would, but unlike some brothers, I care about my little sister's mental health. If I burn those posters it may push her over the edge.

 

[ShockValue]

Convince her that giant robots are cooler.

 

[Tharwen]

Sounds like a job for... John Funk!

(Seriously, look at his desk in the Mario interview video)

 

[Scde2]

*Tries not to kick Thar over*

 

[ShockValue]

*High fives Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

*Returns high five to Shock*

 

[ShockValue]

How are you this fine day S2?

 

[Tharwen]

You're making progress. A whole post without knocking me over!