If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

*Throws coffee at the Doc*

 

[Goremocker]

*Hits the doc with an old boot*

That was damn confusing doc...

 

[Count Igor]

Nice dancing.

The fu-?
What the hell are you guys doing in my room?

 

[Tharwen]

Can you please explain what that flag is?

 

[Count Igor]

Of course dear Sir.
I am an England flag.
I eat Monkeys and call people nice things.
I also like to be hung in rooms.
So I can scare them when they wake up.
Some people say I'm cruel to children.
I say I'm just passing the time.

 

[Goremocker]

What a grand old flag you are...

 

[Stormz]

Nice moves.

Now please, get the hell out of my bed.

 

[Tharwen]

*Ahem*

There's a fee for using this bed.

That'll be $87.50

 

[Count Igor]

Nice fee.

 

[Tharwen]

Nice stitching.

 

[Count Igor]

Nice ability to die when lying on the floor

 

[Goremocker]

Nice ability to die when burning.

 

[Count Igor]

Nice neck muscles. (Seriously, you NEVER get tired!)

 

[Tharwen]

Nice ability to start dancing whenever I look at you, only to stop whenever I turn my back.

Nice ability to NINJA!

 

[Count Igor]

Nice strikethroughtheoldmessagesonoonethinksitstherealmessageanymoreandthenanotheroneunderneath

 

[Tharwen]

Nice. You broke your space bar.

 

[Count Igor]

NICE.NOWMYCAPSLOCKISBROKEN.

 

[Tharwen]

Get a new keyboard.

 

[Count Igor]

Nice new keyboard I got here.

 

[Tharwen]

I think your mouse needs replacing too. And your monitor. And your computer. And your bed. In fact, why not just buy a whole new house while you're at it?