If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

Good thought, I find stitching delicious.

 

[angrytaco26]

Man i really need to stop going to those parties...

 

[LewsTherin]

Do I get a medal? Or an achievement or something? I think I'm king of the interwob at this point.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I've been asleep here for 80+ pages! Damn RPs.

Damn you, shadow ninja! Or are you an elf ninja? Shit, I don't know.

 

[Tharwen]

NOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOOoooo! Magikarp!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

What? Flail is only useful when you cheat your lying ass off. Side not, don't make me sic Mr. Fish on you.

 

[LewsTherin]

MAGIKARP USED SPLASH! Now get out.

 

[Tharwen]

I feel obliged to link to this, one of Robert Moran's first attempts at animation:

[a href="http://www.urealms.com/otherwork/splashattack.html"]http://www.urealms.com/otherwork/splashattack.html[/a]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Does that ever fucking end?

 

[Tharwen]

No, it doesn't. Robert Moran has a sadistic sense of humour.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

You mean I've been listening to this shit for half an hour? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

 

[Sevre]

Oh I can think of worst things we could be doing.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Really? Cause I couldn't think of worse. *Beats with Magicarp*

 

[Scde2]

*Splash*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Magicarp! Use splash! *Splash*

 

[Scde2]

*Eats the magicarp*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Magicarp Feinted.

I chose you, Magicarp! Use splash! *Splash*

 

[Scde2]

*Shoots the magicarp*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Magicarp Feinted.

I chose you, Mr. Fish! Mr. Fish! Use Eat Opponent!

Mr. Fish eats Scde2. It's super effective!