If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Uses revive*
*Uses masterball on Mr. Fish.*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Fails due to him already being caught* Nice try, but you'll have to do better then that! Mr. Fish! Return! *Mr. Fish returns with Scde2 still inside his stomach*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Picks up master ball* I'll use this to finnaly catch that metapod.

 

[Scde2]

*Cuts self out of Mr. Fish*
*Uses laser to cut out of pokeball*
*Shoots Sex Rex in the head*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

No hitting the trainers! *Bullets reflect off head* Poor Mr. Fish. I'm gonna need to take him to the Pokecenter right away.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Or have him crumbed and fried.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Use Dr. Fish or Fish Esquire if you want to. *Throws pokeballs at Susse's head*

 

[Scde2]

*Firebombs the pokecenter*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Catches.....a cold*
Nah I'm more of a slowpoke eater.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Fair enough. *Uses max revive on Mr. Fish* Ya know, I've always wondered how I can use these things with a Pokemon still in a ball...

 

[Scde2]

Curiosity killed the meowth.

 

[Dr.Susse]

looks like the pun is blasting off again.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I can Diglet.

 

[Scde2]

This thread is so snorlax.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A yellow mouse was arrested in a toilet because he was trying to pikachu.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I turn on my Charmander pants come off!

 

[Dr.Susse]

This guy is a real machamp.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Do you Bayleaf in love?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I fell in a pollywirlpool

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I think you're Missingno comedy with that one.