If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

Who left a flag in my bed?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ah Human! Wait something is wrong here.

 

[Vrex360]

*pulls out plasma rifle*

I'll give you a head start.

 

[not_the_dm]

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

 

[Count Igor]

Time!

Now show me the way out Golem!

 

[not_the_dm]

Did we say so, precious? Show the nassty little Baggins the way out, yes, yes. But what has it got in its pocketses eh? Not string, precious, bt not nothing. Oh no! gollum!

 

[Tharwen]

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ
Then they stamp
Then they stand still.

 

[not_the_dm]

Teeth! Teeth! my preciousss; but we has only six!
Voicless it cries,
Wingless flutters.
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

 

[JasonKaotic]

"AAAAHHHHH!!"

 

[not_the_dm]

Bless us and splash us, my precioussss! I guess it's a choice feast; a tastey morsel it'd make us, gollum!

 

[Count Igor]

Nice Gollum impression.

On a side note; Pl0x don't eat meh.

 

[Rainboq]

Nice [sub]*snicker*[/sub] Flag.

 

[Count Igor]

Right. I was going to stop. But no! You just couldn't let me, could you?!

Right then. Prepare yourself.

Spoiler: N...

...ICE
GLASSES

HA! I BET NO-ONE WILL FIND THIS! BECAUSE I AM THE SMART ONE HER! AAAAHAHAHAH!

 

[Scde2]

I slept with a flag?

 

[Count Igor]

And it felt Goooood!

 

[Zirat]

Curious to know who claimed my bed as their new territory

 

[Fraught]

"Honey, please. Shut up, and stop double-posting for such trivial reasons. Also, you don't have to levitate that hat above your head to impress me."